Clash and Collide.

29th April 2013

Chat reblogged from MINDFUCKED with 292,114 notes

Kinky Questions

• 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
• 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
• 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
• 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
• 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
• 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
• 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
• 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
• 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
• 10: Top or bottom?
• 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
• 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
• 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
• 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
• 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
• 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
• 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
• 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
• 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
• 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
• 21: How big is too big:
• 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
• 23: Biggest turn on:
• 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
• 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
• 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
• 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
• 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
• 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
• 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
• 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
• 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
• 33: What your favorite part of your body:
• 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
• 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
• 36: What do you wear to bed?
• 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
• 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
• 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
• 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
• 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
• 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
• 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
• 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
• 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
• 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
• 47: Most attractive celebrity?
• 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
• 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
• 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
• 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
• 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
• 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
• 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
• 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
• 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
• 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
• 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
• 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
• 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
• 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
• 62: Do you watch porn?
• 63: How small is too small?
• 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
• 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
• 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
• 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
• 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
• 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
• 70: Booty or Boobs?
• 71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
• 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
• 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
• 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
• 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
• 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
• 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
• 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

Source: myegotisticalindulgences

29th April 2013

Chat reblogged from MINDFUCKED with 284,180 notes

This could be fun (or extremely depressing)

• 1: Full name
• 2: Age
• 3: 3 Fears
• 4: 3 things I love
• 5: 4 turns on
• 6: 4 turns off
• 7: My best friend
• 8: Sexual orientation
• 9: My best first date
• 10: How tall am I
• 11: What do I miss
• 12: What time were I born
• 13: Favourite color
• 14: Do I have a crush
• 15: Favourite quote
• 16: Favourite place
• 17: Favourite food
• 18: Do I use sarcasm
• 19: What am I listening to right now
• 20: First thing I notice in new person
• 21: Shoe size
• 22: Eye color
• 23: Hair color
• 24: Favourite style of clothing
• 25: Ever done a prank call?
• 27: Meaning behind my URL
• 28: Favourite movie
• 29: Favourite song
• 30: Favourite band
• 31: How I feel right now
• 32: Someone I love
• 33: My current relationship status
• 34: My relationship with my parents
• 35: Favourite holiday
• 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
• 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
• 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
• 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
• 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
• 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
• 42: When did I last hold hands?
• 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
• 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
• 45: Where am I right now?
• 46: If I were drunk &amp; can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
• 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
• 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
• 49: Am I excited for anything?
• 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
• 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
• 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
• 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
• 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
• 55: What is something I disliked about today?
• 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
• 57: What do I think about most?
• 58: What’s my strangest talent?
• 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
• 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
• 61: What was the last lie I told?
• 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
• 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
• 64: Do I believe in magic?
• 65: Do I believe in luck?
• 66: What's the weather like right now?
• 67: What was the last book I've read?
• 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
• 69: Do I have any nicknames?
• 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
• 71: Do I spend money or save it?
• 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
• 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
• 74: Favourite animal?
• 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
• 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
• 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
• 78: How can you win my heart?
• 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
• 80: What is my favorite word?
• 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
• 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
• 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
• 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
• 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
• 86: What is my current desktop picture?
• 87: Had sex?
• 88: Bought condoms?
• 89: Gotten pregnant?
• 90: Failed a class?
• 91: Kissed a boy?
• 92: Kissed a girl?
• 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
• 94: Had job?
• 95: Left the house without my wallet?
• 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
• 97: Had sex in public?
• 98: Played on a sports team?
• 99: Smoked weed?
• 100: Did drugs?
• 101: Smoked cigarettes?
• 102: Drank alcohol?
• 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
• 104: Been overweight?
• 105: Been underweight?
• 106: Been to a wedding?
• 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
• 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
• 109: Been outside my home country?
• 110: Gotten my heart broken?
• 111: Been to a professional sports game?
• 112: Broken a bone?
• 113: Cut myself?
• 114: Been to prom?
• 115: Been in airplane?
• 116: Fly by helicopter?
• 117: What concerts have I been to?
• 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
• 119: Learned another language?
• 120: Wore make up?
• 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
• 122: Had oral sex?
• 123: Dyed my hair?
• 124: Voted in a presidential election?
• 125: Rode in an ambulance?
• 126: Had a surgery?
• 127: Met someone famous?
• 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
• 129: Peed outside?
• 130: Been fishing?
• 131: Helped with charity?
• 132: Been rejected by a crush?
• 133: Broken a mirror?
• 134: What do I want for birthday?
• 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
• 136: Was I named after anyone?
• 137: Do I like my handwriting?
• 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
• 139: Favourite Tv Show?
• 140: Where do I want to live when older?
• 141: Play any musical instrument?
• 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
• 143: Favourite pizza toping?
• 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
• 145: Am I afraid of heights?
• 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
• 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
• 148: What I'm really bad at
• 149: What my greatest achievments are
• 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
• 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
• 152: What do I like about myself
• 153: My closest Tumblr friend
• 154: Something I fantasise about
• 155: Any question you'd like?